As my friends IRL know okay what friends IRL lol I am a 4 year old guido at heart. Disney is my favorite place in this entire world. I’m just not looking forward to the sweaty tourists.

And families with matching shirts.

And matching ponchos.

And crocs kill me.

does that look like a happy family to you?!

Come on, people. This is DISNEY WORLD. Not Lets Match Everything Down To Our Underwear World.

You’re welcome.

-The Gay

Edit Attack: omfgm omfg oskjgomfg omfg yes yes yes yes [The Guido]

WILL OUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS LOVE ME IF I ONLY WRITE LIKE 3 SENTENCES WITH GRAMMATICAL ERRORS AND RUN ON SENTENCES AND IN CAPSLOCK AND STOP WRITING MY INTELLECTUAL AND HILARIOUS LONG RANTS?!

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG, INTERNET? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

- The Geisha

-Religious

-Sheep (don’t ask. I was in 5th grade)

-Dance

-Broadway (not really a phase. Still obsessed <3)

-Wizard of Oz/Wicked

-Short lived Vegetarian Phase

-Idina Menzel/Kristin Chenoweth 

-Rocky Horror (still love <3 <3)

And my current phase…. 

Disney!! 

Edit Attack: Are you ever going to write a post longer than 50 words? -The Geisha

Counter-Edit Attack: Probably not. I don’t have the mental capacity/ attention span. -The Guido