genius.

[The Guido] 

You’re welcome.

-The Gay

Edit Attack: omfgm omfg oskjgomfg omfg yes yes yes yes [The Guido]

You recommend us

You recommend us right now

I like speak Engrish

-The Gay impersonating the Geisha.

Also RECOMMEND US:

http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/humor/gayandgeishaandguido

Came up with this when I was in the shower. Couldn’t stop laughing. I actually died and am posting this from my graveyard. bbl elvis just made some onion dip

-The Gay

Edit Attack:

STOP RIGHT NOW. I LOVE THIS.

-The Guido

Kay so to start this bad boy off let’s give you guys a super special link to our awesome new formspring pageeee woohooo yeah yeahhhh ohyaaaaaaaa wahhhwahhhhhhhhh! <- Click there

We’ll be using that to answer group questions or individual ones if you have them. Just make sure to let us know who you’re asking exactly. We’ll also try to remember to sign our answers so you know who you’re talking to!

One other big reminder for today is that it’s tumblr tuesday which means directory goodness. That’s right, we are once again on the very first page of the Humor Directory and we would LOVE to remain there, or even move further up on the list so please, please, PLEASE follow the lead of the 4 or so followers who HAVE been recommending us in the humor section! We’ll promise to love you and maybe blog more. Or ever. Maybe.

Also if you don’t know how to get there, just go to this page and select the humor category and then pick our blog and recommend us! It’s simple, quick and will get us noticed a lot faster. Btw a huuuuuge thanks to our two new followers and an even BIGGER thanks to those who were already following. You guys rock and I’m sorry that this blog post sucks and isn’t funny but it’s basically just an info blog. An inflog.

Oh shoot… I just realized this post is even more boring because there’s no pretty pictures like I usually have. Oh, yeah, in case you guys were wondering why I always put pictures in my posts, it’s usually because if I’m reading a blog and there aren’t a lot of pictures I can’t pay attention. So, uh… Here you go:

TO BE OR NOT TO BE.

Kay bye.

Love,

The Gay

P.S. I dunno if this goes for the other two as well, but you guys should totally read the tags on my posts. Sometimes they are just golden. Like, better than the blog post itself. Just saying.

I just realized, tumblr is the only place where you’re happy when a total stranger starts Following you.

I AM SO BRILLIANT. EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO MY BRILLIANTNESS. I HAVE WON THE INTERNET. GOODNIGHT!

- The Geisha

Edit Attack:

Twitter.

Love,

The Gay<333

COUNTERATTACK:

Fuck off and I hate you.

Love, Geisha