•The phrase “Shit eating Grin.” WHY?

•Still puking over that last one, hold on.

•Trivial pursuit maybe?

•Outback with hot english teachers. Definitely.

•Wait nevermind that one’s just a maybe.

•Why am I making a list? It basically isn’t even a real one because I’m just talking to myself right now.

•Shit, I forgot what the other thing was supposed to be.

•Oh right.

•Twitter not letting me delete my no-longer-funny tweets.

•Get your act together, Twitter.

•Not the tony’s. They weren’t good enough.

•How on that commercial they always say something about “The Olsen’s” and I always think they’re talking about marykate and ashley. but they aren’t.

•A general theme of Olsen’s.

P.S., Jaimee & Alex, if you guys are reading this, this is my list of what I’m probably going to talk about in a month or two when I actually decide to write this post. Just clearing that up.

-The Gay

I just got upset because I couldn’t find my coffee cup after I put it down to open my door. I’m thinking this might be an indication that I need to get more than one hour of sleep, but I’ve decided not to risk it.

I mean, I feel like eventually my lack of sleep is going to lead to me losing my mind and eventually burning out Mimi from Rent style like at the end when she almost dies (spoilers. oops.) only instead of almost dying from drug addiction it will actually just be me falling asleep for the first time in two weeks. And possibly also from drug addiction.

Or did she almost die from AIDS? I mean, I’m not even sure at this point. I just know that she was addicted to crack or heroin or something. Possibly pain killers.

Speaking of: I woke up with a really bad headache this morning. Is it bad if I take more than 10 ibuprofen at once? Even if the headache was really bad?

Also if you say yes, we may have a problem.

On that note, one thing I’m getting extremely tired of is justifying myself on facebook. So I’m going to stop doing it. I mean, if I post something about being a drug addict and you can’t figure out that it’s a joke then I guess you’re going to look like a dick when you tell everyone I’m addicted to heroin and I get sent to rehab but it’s actually really the place they sent Lindsay and Mary Kate and I end up getting free spa treatment. So really I’m the only one who wins here.

-The Gay