This is a wallpaper that I just made. I made this for my desktop but if anyone has any requests I’d be happy to make them one as well. Just reblog it or leave us something in the ask box.

Let’s just call this Wallpaper Wednesday.

-The Gay

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And here’s a list of reasons not to:

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I mean really, what is ever appealing about that hair? It is never going to not be ugly. And Olivia Williams had great hair before she fought that lawnmower (the winner was undecided)

It’s like that one time when they discovered that Deb from Dexter was more hot than she was annoying.

Before:

After:

Honestly TV, wtf. Stop giving hot people ugly hair and stop giving ugly people hot hair. That’s the worst. It’s so deceptive. It’s like when someone has a really really hot profile picture on facebook where it’s some muscled, tanned adonis flexing in the middle of the photo with some nerdy kid peeking in the corner…. And they end up being the nerdy kid.

wait but guys with all this ugly hair happening I’m feeling gross. Let’s look at more hot Eliza Dushku to cheer us up.

-The Gay

So sorry I haven’t really posted ever in the past ten years. I’ve been really busy because I’ve been devoting all of my time to two really awesome plays. The first one is called Dog Sees God and I get to play the lead, CB =D That should be really really awesome!

If you don’t know what Dog Sees God is you basically lose at life. Here’s why: Eliza Dushku was in the off-broadway version of it. Yes. Eliza Dushku. The Goddess of all Gods. Above Griffin, Cher, Gaga and yes, even Michelle Gellar herself: Eliza Dushku.

Dog Sees God is basically a teenage version of what happens to the Peanuts characters when Snoopy dies from Rabies. And Eliza Dushku got to play the part of Lucy, who was recently institutionalized for setting the little red headed girl’s hair on fire.

See that boy sitting next to her playing CB(Charlie Brown)? Yeah, that could be me. Picture me there. Do it.

I can’t even continue after that thought because oh my god she’s touching his leg.

WAIT, NO, I MUST CONTINUE! The other play that I’m in is possibly the most hilarious show I’ve ever seen. It’s called Noises Off and I’m playing the part of Lloyd! Basically Noises Off is a play within a play. So it’s amazing. And I play the director. So basically I’m God.

Kay so now that that’s out of the way let’s talk about what I really want to talk about:

Peanut butter cookies. Is it bad that my dad’s friend brought amazing peanut butter cookies last time, so I expected her to bring more when she came over tonight? Is it bad that she didn’t and as a result I set her car on fire? I mean, what? That didn’t happen guys, I was J/king. But you probably shouldn’t check to see if her car is okay. Just take my word for it.

And it was the worst the other day when my dad told me to bring some of the peanut butter cookies to school. Because I couldn’t. Because there’s a kid with a deadly peanut allergy and if there’s peanuts anywhere near him he’ll basically die right there. And I’m not an idiot, people’s lives are obv more important than peanuts. Though let’s get one thing straight: Peanuts are fucking really close in that race.

But regardless I’m a humanitarian so I didn’t kill him that day. And then I get into my 5th period class and someone’s selling Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. So I’m all “what the crap guys” and they’re like “wut” and I’m like “you’re basically a mass murderer right now” and they were like “wut” and I was like “the fucking peanut kid you jackass”

and they were like “Oh you didn’t hear? He’s not really allergic to them that much”

Okay

See

This is where I killed everyone in a 5 mile radius. Because, what? I had delicious fucking peanut butter cookies that I did not take to school and peanut kid isn’t deathly allergic to peanuts? He isn’t a fucking peanut kid? He’s just a fucking normal kid?

At first I was really pissed off.

Then I calmed down a little bit.

Then I did this to everyone’s head.

Fuckin don’t mess when it comes to peanut butter cookies. They’re fucking yummy and scrumptious.

Love,

The Gay