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-The Gay

As the resident Gay I feel it’s my duty to post at least one thing about a Broadway Show. So here we go, posting about the straightest musical in the world:

In The Heights!

Last Wednesday I had the awesome opportunity of going with my drama class to see In The Heights on broadway and, get this, have members of the broadway cast teach us one of the numbers. Yeah. It was freaking awesome.

We learned the ensemble part of “96,000” and it was great. Then we went to the show and had seats in literally the second row. Basically we could’ve just gone up on stage and watched. Basically. There really would’ve been very little difference.

The entire show was absolutely awesome (Corbin Bleu was even pretty good) but the absolute best part was David Del Rio, the kid who played Sonny. My friend Lauren and I spent the entire show trying to figure out why he looked familiar, then read his bio and found out he’s that nerdy kid from that really dumb new nickelodeon show, The Troop.

He was legitimately the best part of the entire show. Not to mention he’s actually insanely hot in person. Just saying. Like, INSANELY hot. And he has nice arms. Okay, I’m going to stop drooling now.

Although as my friend pointed out, it’s no wonder I find him so attractive. I apparently have a thing for guys named David:

So as some of you may know, we just survived the end of the world. Yeah. There was an insanely huge storm in Lindenhurst yesterday. 74MPH winds, trees being uprooted, buildings collapsing, power lines falling, cars getting crushed… It was absolutely awful. And all of this on opening night of the first show I’ve ever had a lead in: Dog Sees God…

But the show must go on, right? Even though our town Gazebo completely collapsed on itself. See that roof in the background lying on the floor? The Gazebo is under that.

So at 10:30 at night during all of this disgusting madness two of my friends and I had to drive a half an hour away through all of this scariness to go perform for the full house. Yeah, we sold out!

Hahahahahaha, that was a funny joke. We had 6 people in the audience. Literally. Two of them were understudies, three of them were our friends and the other was some girl that knows the director. It was basically a dress rehearsal. A really, really funny dress rehearsal.

On the way home we really began to notice all of the real damage that had occurred… Extremely scary. The worst part of it all was that the entire town was totally powerless. Nothing’s scarier than being powerless.

Our town literally looked like we invited Storm from X-men to come to a party and she got really drunk but is a really angry drunk and someone wanted to dance with her but she thought they were calling her fat

Also we have 5 new followers! Thank you guys soooo much for following. It’s absolutely awesome! And don’t forget to recommend us for the directory! We’re moving pretty far down the list in the Humor section so it’s up to you guys to keep us up on the first two pages =]

Thank you guys and I promise my next post will be hilarious. Or, you know, actually funny this time.

Love,

The Gay

K so basically lately my blog posts have been worse than season 4 of Angel. And that’s bad. Really bad.

Excuse me, David Boreanaz, do not give me that face. Try again.

Kay much better.

Seriously though, my posts have been bad to the point where I’ll be talking to my friend and I’ll be like “Hey, you should read my new blog post!” and they’re like “Oh, I would, but I’m gonna go set myself on fire instead.”

But don’t even worry guys. I’m fuckin’ back.

I’m back in black with a killer rack. Speaking of killer racks, Miley Cyrus’s little sister has a lingerie line. It’s called Babies R’ Sluts I think. It looks like it’s gonna be really good. I guess our world is moving towards a future where a place like Raisins really truly exists. I’m happy that we’re giving the future generation of women plenty of opportunities to not be objectified. =]

LOOK ALIVE LOHANS! The Cyrus’s are catching up.

What sucks is that she totally won’t even realize how much of a slut she’s being until she’s like 12. And then she won’t even realize it was a bad idea until she’s 18. Or until she gets chlamydia. Or until she’s 18 and gets Chlamydia. Or until she’s 12 and gets Chlamydia.

The lesson here is that it’s all fun and games until you get Chlamydia and say “oh phew, at least it’s curable” but then you cure it, continue to be a slut and die of an STD overload.

Because some people just don’t learn from their mistakes.

(I’m looking at you Vanessa Hudgens.)

(Warning: Vanessa Hudgens’ vagina is NSFDS (Not Safe For Deathstars))

Basically everyone’s a slut. Except for me. Here’s further proof in case you were wondering:

Surprise, guys, I’m hilarious and offensive. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.

Okay fuck this. I’m not even as funny as I normally am. I blame actually getting sleep.

Yeah, I’ve been doing that lately. Remember how I used to not sleep and then be funny? Fun times. Now I sleep a lot and am able to do homework but am not funny. Good job team. Gogogo.

Kay I’m angry about this. Here’s how I feel right now:

Love,

The Gay.