A Gay, A Geisha, & A Guido Walk Into A Bar
The Geisha’s Question of the Day

Does a One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater eat just purple people or does it eat people without any regards to their color and is purple?

Or does it only eat one-eyed, one-horned flying people?

These are the questions we should be asking.

Yeah, this blog may be dead…but that doesn’t stop me (The Geisha) from using it to my own advantage to get shit done!

So, I’m entered in an art contest to win laptops and $5,000 for my school’s art program. Another prize is scholarship money, but that’s not important to me.

What is important is helping out my school’s art program and drawing attention to it, because my school (as crappy as it is) has some seriously talented students in it and they deserve to have a fantastic art program with better tools like new laptops for design and graphic arts.

So, how you can help: Click on the link above, share the link on Facebook and Twitter, have your friends share it, etc. The more “shares” and “views” my art gets, the better my chances are to win.

On a more selfish note, I’ve spent about 10 hours painting this work on the computer and I’d love to get some kind of credit or reward for it…especially since (no offense) a few of the submissions for the contest look like no effort was put into them.

Reblog if you’d like. If I win, you all get fortune cookies!

Thanks!

- Geisha

I have a question.

Was vintage things in style during like, the early 1900’s?

Like, you know how nowadays we’re like, “Oh yeah Carol is SO vintage. She wears 40’s dresses to parties and owns a vintage car from the 50’s!”?

So like, in 1930 were people like, “Carol is very vintage. She wears dresses from 1860 and likes to reenact the Civil War at her house during parties.”

These are the questions we should be asking.

- The Geisha. (I’M BACK BABY!)

WAIT.

We’re still here!

I think.

Not really.

I got deported.

That was a bad joke, I’m sorry.

- Geisha

I am ridiculous.

Since that seems to be the growing trend on this blog…
Am I cool now?
- The Geisha

Since that seems to be the growing trend on this blog…

Am I cool now?

- The Geisha

Once Upon a Time…

…this blog was created for rants.

LAWLS.

That lasted pretty long, didn’t it?

- The Geisha

The AP US History exam is tomorrow and I’m bringing a samurai sword in case I commit hara-kiri. (The Geisha)

I just wanted to take some time out of my lovely schedule of last minute reviewing and panicking to wish any other AP students out there good luck on the exams, and may the AP gods have mercy on our souls.

Unfortunately for me, after APUSH I get to panic over AP Biology and then AP English.

I think I’ve made a huge mistake.

- The Geisha

There are 133 people Following this blog.

FUCK YEAH.

Thanks to everyone who continues to not hate us for being lazy, obnoxious bloggers!

- The Geisha

Glad y’all answer my question…

I’m the unpopular one of the blog, right?

My Asian tears flow like the Nile River.

Yeah, why do you all Follow us?

Yeah, why do you all Follow us?