-The Gay
Waiitttt [The Gay again]
Is it bad that when I play grand theft auto I just turn on a bunch of cheats, cause the apocalypse and then try and leave town without dying?
Wait I should’ve stopped at “is it bad that when I play grand theft auto”
-The Gay
The World is Ending(AKA A Very Gaga Post) [The Gay]
Whether it be because of 2012 approaching, the recent Zombie Apocalypse that occurred on twitter (Thanks to my inspiration, The Bloggess) or because Jaimee, the Guido, just posted three times in a row, it’s happening. The end of the world. So I thought I’d help you guys prepare:
Wait… You guys. This is such a Geisha post. Fuck this. I’m posting about something else.
So it was Mama Monster’s birthday yesterday! Who else celebrated?! I spent the day honoring her by trying like hell to like the Telephone music video. It didn’t happen.
First of all Lady Gaga, why were you in jail? More importantly why was your sister in jail? Also why was it tranny jail? Also aren’t you trying to prove to the world that you aren’t a tranny? I’m pretty sure getting thrown in tranny jail voluntarily is not helping that cause even a little bit. Also why are you poisoning Jay-Z…? Wait nevermind I actually know the answer to that one. Why are you poisoning cute innocent diner dogs?
Oh stop looking so surprised Beyoncé. You know what you did.
My favorite part though? When Lady Gaga and Beyonce kill everyone and then burst out into a fit of patriotic pride by dancing with apparently zombies?
You guys… What? This is weirder than when she did a strip tease for a guy with a metal beard then surprise she’s a fucking fembot and kills him. That was awesome.
This video pretty much sums up how ridiculous Telephone was
The saving grace of the video though? Probably how Lady Gaga looks extra fabulous this time:
This is a segue
So Jaimee showed me an awesome website today where you can literally destroy websites. Like with fire. And ants.
I was bored. Things happened.
It helped me prepare for the zombie apocalypse. And it also helped me deal with some moral dilemmas that I had.
(Conversation snippet between me and the Guido/Jaimee)
Nevermind guys we just lost all of our readers. There’s no graceful way to end this post so here’s a picture of Lady Gaga if she was an octopus courtesy of me being in physics class not learning about gravity or something:
Love,
The Gay
EDIT ATTACK: “This is such a Geisha post.”…? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! - Geisha
