Enjoy, Buffy fans!
Created 100% by me in my spare time while re-watching the entire series<3
-The Gay
How [The Gay] Got His Groove Back. Or [The Gay]’s New Groove. Or How To Lose a Groove in Ten Days and Then Get It Back. One of Those. [The Gay]
K so basically lately my blog posts have been worse than season 4 of Angel. And that’s bad. Really bad.
Excuse me, David Boreanaz, do not give me that face. Try again.
Kay much better.
Seriously though, my posts have been bad to the point where I’ll be talking to my friend and I’ll be like “Hey, you should read my new blog post!” and they’re like “Oh, I would, but I’m gonna go set myself on fire instead.”
But don’t even worry guys. I’m fuckin’ back.
I’m back in black with a killer rack. Speaking of killer racks, Miley Cyrus’s little sister has a lingerie line. It’s called Babies R’ Sluts I think. It looks like it’s gonna be really good. I guess our world is moving towards a future where a place like Raisins really truly exists. I’m happy that we’re giving the future generation of women plenty of opportunities to not be objectified. =]
LOOK ALIVE LOHANS! The Cyrus’s are catching up.
What sucks is that she totally won’t even realize how much of a slut she’s being until she’s like 12. And then she won’t even realize it was a bad idea until she’s 18. Or until she gets chlamydia. Or until she’s 18 and gets Chlamydia. Or until she’s 12 and gets Chlamydia.
The lesson here is that it’s all fun and games until you get Chlamydia and say “oh phew, at least it’s curable” but then you cure it, continue to be a slut and die of an STD overload.
Because some people just don’t learn from their mistakes.
(I’m looking at you Vanessa Hudgens.)
(Warning: Vanessa Hudgens’ vagina is NSFDS (Not Safe For Deathstars))
Basically everyone’s a slut. Except for me. Here’s further proof in case you were wondering:
Surprise, guys, I’m hilarious and offensive. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Okay fuck this. I’m not even as funny as I normally am. I blame actually getting sleep.
Yeah, I’ve been doing that lately. Remember how I used to not sleep and then be funny? Fun times. Now I sleep a lot and am able to do homework but am not funny. Good job team. Gogogo.
Kay I’m angry about this. Here’s how I feel right now:
Love,
The Gay.
