So basically we all died except Jaimee. She survived the tumbpocalypse. Alex died via AP work and I died via my Senior Play. But now I’m alive again!(not in a zombie way. More like a “second coming of Jesus” kinda way)

I’m back and voted ugliest tumblogger but I’m loving it because all coverage is good coverage when it comes to tumblr =].

Besides I posted something wonderful on my normal blog explaining to Alex the importance of these tumblrtrolls. It’s rather Dr. Seussy*

“By the uglytumblr blog blogging ugly bloggers that aren’t really ugly, dozens of other bloggers come from the great blogger beyond to tell the non-ugly bloggers that they’re not ugly and then the non-ugly bloggers are so touched by how many blogs have blogged about them being non-ugly that they have a boost in self-confidence and then there’s a chain of blogging follows between the non-ugly blogger and the bloggers from the great blogging beyond. Thus turning the Uglytumblr blog into a source of good rather than a source of evil.”

=]

*Wait. Are you fucking serious? It puts red lines under every word I spell even a little bit wrong, but it doesn’t give “Seussy” a red underline? What. The. Fuck. Tumblr. IT EVEN GIVES TUMBLR A RED UNDERLINE! MIND.BLOWN.

-The Gay

Alright, so right now I’m on my father’s laptop (yay I have a HUGE key board to type on for once instead of the micro-sized I-will-fuck-up-your-spelling iPod Touch keyboard!) so I’m going to make this very brief.

As many of our loyal somewhat observant Followers have noticed, I haven’t been posting a lot lately. And if you read one of my previous posts, you would know why (no, I’m not telling you which post, you lazy bum. Go look on your own!). But starting next week and probably continuing into the beginning of May, my existance will be imaginary here on the blog. Why?

THE ANTICHRIST TESTS.

Or, in simpler terms, the AP exams. Yes, as I have mentioned in another post, I live up to my Asian stereotype. Go me.

But if you don’t take, or haven’t taken, these AP classes of death, then you would not understand the PAIN and AGONY of these damn tests. I can’t even describe the stress and torture in words. Although any description of these tests would end with me saying, “Its like Spanish Inquisition. And I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!” and then 3 men dressed in red would pop in and say “NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!” and then we all laugh because Monty Python is always relevant. Except maybe during the actual Spanish Inquisition.

To make a long story short, I have AP tests coming up in about 3 weeks. And that means I’m going to die. Because these tests are literally going to kill me. They are literally going to grab me by my fat Asian throat and throttle me. WHY DID I THINK TAKING 3 AP CLASSES WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

I’m dead. Remember me. And if anyone wants to replace my dead, cold, Asian corpse, contact me. Not really. I think I’ll be alive.

- The Geisha

Right now, I should be studying and writing out answers to AP Biology.

But I’m not.

See, I’m a good Asian stereotype. I’m pretty smart, despite the obvious lack of common sense. So I take several AP classes. Which means I have a shitload of work to do 24/7. As a good AP student, I’m expected to take the initiative and do my work early or at least on time.

But do I? Nope.

See, a majority of us AP kids are huge procrastinators. Summer work? Yeah, all done about two days before due. Test on Monday? Not studying until midnight.

What it comes down to is the fact that we’re all still kids. We have poor judgement and are terribly lazy. Doesn’t matter what class we’re put in; the fact remains that none of us want to do work.

And that is my way of telling you that I’m not doing my homework because tumblr is more fun. The end.

• The Geisha