A Gay, A Geisha, & A Guido Walk Into A Bar
Twitter Tuesday [The Gay!]

Here’s my top tweets of the week:

“Facebook get your act together right this second. I have important stalking to do. I mean research. Important science research.” 

“There’s a lion in your hallway that’s going to eat you if you don’t go to sleep Ryan.”

“It didn’t work. I’m still awake. And now i’m afraid of lions. Good job, guys.”

“if I lived in africa we’d have a serious problem right now”

“A cow lick is God’s way of saying “fuck you capitalism” or something” 

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