•The phrase “Shit eating Grin.” WHY?

•Still puking over that last one, hold on.

•Trivial pursuit maybe?

•Outback with hot english teachers. Definitely.

•Wait nevermind that one’s just a maybe.

•Why am I making a list? It basically isn’t even a real one because I’m just talking to myself right now.

•Shit, I forgot what the other thing was supposed to be.

•Oh right.

•Twitter not letting me delete my no-longer-funny tweets.

•Get your act together, Twitter.

•Not the tony’s. They weren’t good enough.

•How on that commercial they always say something about “The Olsen’s” and I always think they’re talking about marykate and ashley. but they aren’t.

•A general theme of Olsen’s.

P.S., Jaimee & Alex, if you guys are reading this, this is my list of what I’m probably going to talk about in a month or two when I actually decide to write this post. Just clearing that up.

-The Gay