February 2011
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We all died except for [The Gay]
this has been a post
[The Guido]
January 2011
2 posts
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That's So Ryan [The Gay]
I was telling my friend about a dream that I had today, and I think that I have a serious problem because apparently dream-me is even more stupid and forgetful than awake-me and that’s kind of not good because I’m the guy who didn’t know that your social security card was an actual card. I thought it was like how your birth certificate is just a myth. You know, if you’re a...
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Death by Bunnies. RIP. [The Gay]
Making youtube videos to tell everyone that you’re “not dead” never was and never will be clever/funny. Unless the newspaper accidentally printed an obituary about you. Then you’ll probably want to post one ASAP. Or you could totally do what I would do and milk it for all it’s worth.
Think of all the awesome stuff that you could do if everyone thought that you were...
December 2010
1 post
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8 Simple Rules to Not Be a Serial Killer. Or...
As a budding gay in the process of really finding out how to make myself more attractive, I’ve been getting around in the flirting scene lately. And to be quite frank, most guys totally suck at starting off the whole flirt-game. But that’s what I’m here for. To go down a list of dos, do nots, whys and why nots for you all. Let’s get started:
1. Do approach them...
November 2010
1 post
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Let's Talk About the AMAs [The Gay]
Alright, let’s preface this by the fact that I only came in halfway through and it’s strictly because I read on twitter that Julie Benz would be presenting. Also the fact that Christina was performing was a big plus.
I mostly forgot everything so this is pretty much just a collection/elaboration on what my Facebook statuses were as this was all going down:
First thing I see when I...
October 2010
6 posts
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This needed to be said [The Gay]
WARNING: Shit is getting real for a second.
I was reading something today. It was on dailybooth. It was a blurb about someone coming out to their parents.
And it was disgusting.
The person’s parents, according to the blurb, cried, cursed at him and were incredibly angry. And asked him to pretend he’d never told them for the time being so that they could digest it. And then the next...
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No, Auto-Correct. I'm *not* one of the trapped...
I’ve recently started watching the show “No Ordinary Family” mostly because it has the fantastic Julie Benz as the female lead and also because.. . Wait no that’s pretty much it. The show is all about a family that suddenly gains superpowers and so naturally for the past week or so I’ve done nothing but convince myself of how awesome it would be if I had super powers...
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Found this in the draft folder from months ago. It...
•The phrase “Shit eating Grin.” WHY?
•Still puking over that last one, hold on.
•Trivial pursuit maybe?
•Outback with hot english teachers. Definitely.
•Wait nevermind that one’s just a maybe.
•Why am I making a list? It basically isn’t even a real one because I’m just talking to myself right now.
•Shit, I forgot what the other thing was supposed to be.
•Oh...
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The Geisha's Question of the Day
Does a One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater eat just purple people or does it eat people without any regards to their color and is purple?
Or does it only eat one-eyed, one-horned flying people?
These are the questions we should be asking.
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Dora the Explorer is kind of a douchebag [The Gay]
This morning was one of those lazy mornings where I got barely any sleep so I only have enough energy in me to turn the TV on but not enough energy to change the channel to something that isn’t Dora the Explorer. So I watched Dora the Explorer. And shit. Was. Weird.
In this episode I guess for some reason all of Dora’s friends were trapped in some life or death situation? I...
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"High Maintenance and Socially Retarded: The Ryan...
I’m going to write a book called “High Maintenance and Socially Retarded: The Ryan Caravella Story.” It’s a good thing the internet exists otherwise I probably wouldn’t have friends. Until I write that book. Then I’d probably have a lot of friends because a lot of people would relate to it and buy it and then I’d be rich and everyone knows that people love...
September 2010
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Despite the fact that this blog is dead, would any... →
Yeah, this blog may be dead…but that doesn’t stop me (The Geisha) from using it to my own advantage to get shit done!
So, I’m entered in an art contest to win laptops and $5,000 for my school’s art program. Another prize is scholarship money, but that’s not important to me.
What is important is helping out my school’s art program and drawing attention to it, because my school (as...
August 2010
1 post
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I'm either extremely sleep deprived or an out of...
I just got upset because I couldn’t find my coffee cup after I put it down to open my door. I’m thinking this might be an indication that I need to get more than one hour of sleep, but I’ve decided not to risk it.
I mean, I feel like eventually my lack of sleep is going to lead to me losing my mind and eventually burning out Mimi from Rent style like at the end when she almost...
July 2010
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THE GUIDO TAKES A TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD IN 10 DAYS...
As my friends IRL know okay what friends IRL lol I am a 4 year old guido at heart. Disney is my favorite place in this entire world. I’m just not looking forward to the sweaty tourists.
And families with matching shirts.
And matching ponchos.
And crocs kill me.
does that look like a happy family to you?!
Come on, people. This is DISNEY WORLD. Not Lets Match Everything Down To...
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Bieber VS Shirley 2010 [The Gay]
I was just reading an article about literally the best piece of news I’ve heard all day. I mean, not to mention the best movement ever in gay rights history.
That’s right. I’m talking about the Westboro Baptist Church picketing a Justin Bieber Concert.
Now stick with me here, I’m not calling Justin gay (yet) but this is literally the best thing that could ever happen to...
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I have a question.
Was vintage things in style during like, the early 1900’s?
Like, you know how nowadays we’re like, “Oh yeah Carol is SO vintage. She wears 40’s dresses to parties and owns a vintage car from the 50’s!”?
So like, in 1930 were people like, “Carol is very vintage. She wears dresses from 1860 and likes to reenact the Civil War at her house during...
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Twitter Tuesday [The Gay!]
Here’s my top tweets of the week:
“Facebook get your act together right this second. I have important stalking to do. I mean research. Important science research.”
7:25 PM Jul 14th
“There’s a lion in your hallway that’s going to eat you if you don’t go to sleep Ryan.”
4:07 AM Jul 16th
“It didn’t work. I’m still...
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Great news, you guys! [The Gay]
Okay well I’ve recently decided that it’s way too much work running three blogs at once (and by running I mean not posting on.) So I’ve decided that rather than neglect this one, I’m going to transfer what I’m doing on my other blogs over onto Gay, Geisha and Guido! That means you can expect a “Meme Monday” post every Monday (which is basically like my...
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June 2010
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Under my clothes, I'm naked [The Guido]
;) ;) ;) ;)
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Oh. Hi guys. Geisha here.
Um. Yeah. How are y’all doing?
wait this was created for rants?? [The Guido]
totally forgot about that.
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[The Gay]'s twitter. I'm actually funny on there... →
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I haven't said didley squat on here in forevs [The...
May 2010
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Why Spiders Should Probably Step Into The 21st...
Okay you guys I just almost died.
First let me fill you in on a little bit of background info before I blow your mind.
When I was living at my old house we had to get the top floor re-done because there wasn’t enough room for all 5 of us to live peacefully. So naturally the builders were douchebags and I think it might have been Amway that built it because I just naturally assume that...
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WAIT.
We’re still here!
I think.
Not really.
I got deported.
That was a bad joke, I’m sorry.
- Geisha
I am ridiculous.
heyyy go ahead
http://gayandgeishaandguido.tumblr.com/ask
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You know those intense tantrums that everyone...
I think I’m due.
Watchjust saying helloooo <3 [The Guido]
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Once Upon a Time...
…this blog was created for rants.
LAWLS.
That lasted pretty long, didn’t it?
- The Geisha
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The AP US History exam is tomorrow and I'm...
I just wanted to take some time out of my lovely schedule of last minute reviewing and panicking to wish any other AP students out there good luck on the exams, and may the AP gods have mercy on our souls.
Unfortunately for me, after APUSH I get to panic over AP Biology and then AP English.
I think I’ve made a huge mistake.
- The Geisha
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so apparently 70 degree weather calls for shorts...
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, YA NASTY.
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Waiitttt [The Gay again]
Is it bad that when I play grand theft auto I just turn on a bunch of cheats, cause the apocalypse and then try and leave town without dying?
Wait I should’ve stopped at “is it bad that when I play grand theft auto”
-The Gay
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Physics is like LOST [The Gay]
Two minutes into it and we’re already traveling back in time and I’m confused as all hell
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There are 133 people Following this blog.
FUCK YEAH.
Thanks to everyone who continues to not hate us for being lazy, obnoxious bloggers!
- The Geisha
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Quick Note From the Geisha:
I cannot guarantee my return, as AP exams are making me a tad bit suicidal at the moment. If I never post again, it’s because I have finally killed myself by studying to death. I want you all to know that I loved writing ignored posts on this blog that no one cared about.
The Geisha
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I be cute as *bleeeep* [The Gay]
So basically we all died except Jaimee. She survived the tumbpocalypse. Alex died via AP work and I died via my Senior Play. But now I’m alive again!(not in a zombie way. More like a “second coming of Jesus” kinda way)
I’m back and voted ugliest tumblogger but I’m loving it because all coverage is good coverage when it comes to tumblr =].
Besides I posted something...
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2 problems [The Guido]
This is my 6th post in a row
The Gay, Geisha and I are convinced all of you died since we never get any feedback anymore.
SPEAK TO US WE DON’T HAVE FRIENDS IRL